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Dear Jim (my NSA angel), My cable company is attempting to buy their closest competitor. I know you and Comcast are bros on the DL, but your love is quite transparent to the public. Anyways, was this your idea? Vertical integration of data harvesting, now covering 37 of the top 40 markets in America. Solid strategy. I try to avoid conspiracy theories, but a surveillance state combined with this sounds like some Illuminati[^1] shit. Speaking of TV, how have you liked the new season of House of Cards so far[^2]? Some solid digital espionage going on in the first few episodes, but through the FBI/Secret Service? Come on, we both know who the real 1337 h4XX0rs are. So, listen, if any packages come to the house, could you put them inside the screen door for me? I don’t get home until the evening, and I would prefer they weren’t covered in snow. Also, weather machine? Is that a thing yet? Please get someone on that ASAP. Thanks, Craig


  1. Who is head of the Illuminati these days? Is it Beyonce? It is, isn’t it? Your secret is safe with me. Ooh, is it Tupac? 

  2. You haven’t answered yet, so I assume you can see my TV ok. 

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