I am a dad and have no time for non-dad-related things anymore. So my year in review, which I produce purely for my own leisure and amusement, is several weeks later than usual (see previous years). As such, it includes one week from 2016, which will then be excluded from next year’s review, if I remember.[^-1]
America Has Lost The War Against Guns, by Greg Howard
In a surprising upset, it is John Legere, CEO of T-Mobile.
Having a child in a hospital NICU costs more than fully-loaded late-model Honda CR-V.[^-2] There is probably a joke there about having one implying getting the other, but it makes me too depressed.[^-3]
Always check your privilege.
Also, visit Clickhole more often, for insightful social commentary and Hodor information.
I was locked out of my work laptop for the first 3 days and the biggest news story is these Oregon jamokes. Also, my son needed surgery to remove a dermoid cyst (he is fine). At this point I’ll take 2015.