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Bowling ball Jun 9, 2014 30 Rock & liz lemon & note & Quote & Quotes & TV - How big is an 8 year old’s head? A bowling ball? -Too small. It’s like a basketball. But one of those small basketballs, you win at the fair. Neck pillow Apr 22, 2014 30 Rock & jack donaghy & liz lemon & note & Quote & TV -Do you have a neck pillow? I blew mine up, and now it smells like my mouth. -I don’t sleep on planes. I don’t want to get incepted. Liz Lemon Barleysheath Apr 18, 2014 30 Rock & liz lemon & note & Quote & TV -When are you due? -April 20. Hitler’s birthday. -What is the name of your gynecologist? -Dr. Rufus T. Barleysheath. -Where was the baby NYC Sep 27, 2013 30 Rock & liz lemon & note & nyc & Quote & Quotes & via Tumblr It’s like Jay-Z said, “Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there’s nothing you can do.” Liz Lemon