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“We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.” Gene Wilder RIP Aug 30, 2016 #aside & Quote & quote We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. Gene Wilder RIP “Weather is dumb. Not a fan.” - my wife Jul 17, 2015 #aside & Meta & Quote & quote & review & weather “Weather is dumb. Not a fan.” — my wife “Which parts are the lady parts?” “The vagina and the heart.“- Tina and Gene #BobsBurgers May 28, 2015 #aside & #BobsBurgers & note & Quote & tv “Which parts are the lady parts?” ”The vagina and the heart.” Tina and Gene #BobsBurgers Bowling ball Jun 9, 2014 30 Rock & liz lemon & note & Quote & Quotes & TV - How big is an 8 year old’s head? A bowling ball? -Too small. It’s like a basketball. But one of those small basketballs, you win at the fair. Neck pillow Apr 22, 2014 30 Rock & jack donaghy & liz lemon & note & Quote & TV -Do you have a neck pillow? I blew mine up, and now it smells like my mouth. -I don’t sleep on planes. I don’t want to get incepted. Liz Lemon Barleysheath Apr 18, 2014 30 Rock & liz lemon & note & Quote & TV -When are you due? -April 20. Hitler’s birthday. -What is the name of your gynecologist? -Dr. Rufus T. Barleysheath. -Where was the baby Obamacare is really the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery. Oct 11, 2013 note & Quote & Quotes & via Tumblr It is slavery, in a way. Neurosurgeon Ben Carson describing NYC Sep 27, 2013 30 Rock & liz lemon & note & nyc & Quote & Quotes & via Tumblr It’s like Jay-Z said, “Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there’s nothing you can do.” Liz Lemon Mind Vice Sep 19, 2013 30 Rock & jack donaghy & note & Quote & Quotes Put your mental burdens in my mind vice, and I will crush them. Jack Donaghy Meeting Sep 10, 2013 30 Rock & note & Quote & Quotes & tracy jordan I’m sorry I’m 4 hours late to this meeting. My alarm clock didn’t go off because it died in a cock fight last night. Tracy Jordan Crayons Aug 7, 2013 30 Rock & make of that what you will & note & Quote & Quotes & tracy jordan “Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.” Gonna go take a nap. See you in ten hours. Tracy Jordan I responded in what I thought was the most truthful, or least untruthful manner by saying no. Jun 12, 2013 Dear NSA Angel & note & Quote & Quotes & via Tumblr Director of National Intelligence James Clapper The flu Feb 15, 2013 Andy Dwyer & note & Parks and Rec & Quote & Quotes & TV I typed in your symptoms, and it says you might have “network connection problems.” -Andy Dwyer Attitude Feb 12, 2013 #comedy & Frisky Dingo & note & Quote & Quotes & TV -You can’t fax glitter. -…well, not with that attitude. -Not with any attitude! -Xander Crews and Stan Scary Jan 30, 2013 #athf & Aqua Teen Hunger Force & note & Quote & Quotes -No, that’s not scary. What’s that word that’s the exact opposite of “scary”? -…“tacos”? -ATHF Ambition Jan 28, 2013 30 Rock & jack donaghy & note & Quote & Quotes Ambition is the willingness to kill the ones you love and eat them to stay alive. -Jack Donaghy’s throw pillow