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Bowling ball Jun 9, 2014 30 Rock & liz lemon & note & Quote & Quotes & TV - How big is an 8 year old’s head? A bowling ball? -Too small. It’s like a basketball. But one of those small basketballs, you win at the fair. The future Feb 17, 2014 note & Image & Quotes & via Tumblr via Tumblr Horse grenades Feb 5, 2014 Andy Dwyer & Chat & note & Parks and Rec & Quotes & TV -Close only counts in horse grenades. -What? -Well, when you are playing horseshoes, and you throw your grenade at the horse, you don’t have to get Obamacare is really the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery. Oct 11, 2013 note & Quote & Quotes & via Tumblr It is slavery, in a way. Neurosurgeon Ben Carson describing NYC Sep 27, 2013 30 Rock & liz lemon & note & nyc & Quote & Quotes & via Tumblr It’s like Jay-Z said, “Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there’s nothing you can do.” Liz Lemon Mind Vice Sep 19, 2013 30 Rock & jack donaghy & note & Quote & Quotes Put your mental burdens in my mind vice, and I will crush them. Jack Donaghy Meeting Sep 10, 2013 30 Rock & note & Quote & Quotes & tracy jordan I’m sorry I’m 4 hours late to this meeting. My alarm clock didn’t go off because it died in a cock fight last night. Tracy Jordan Crayons Aug 7, 2013 30 Rock & make of that what you will & note & Quote & Quotes & tracy jordan “Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.” Gonna go take a nap. See you in ten hours. Tracy Jordan I responded in what I thought was the most truthful, or least untruthful manner by saying no. Jun 12, 2013 Dear NSA Angel & note & Quote & Quotes & via Tumblr Director of National Intelligence James Clapper Rochambeau May 4, 2013 #lol & Chat & note & Quotes & the order of the triad & the venture bros. & TV JT: Ok, on three, give him the old Rochambeau! A: Rock paper scissors? O: What does a general from the American Revolution have to do with this? JT: Is this guy a shark or what? Apr 23, 2013 1980s guy & boneitis & Chat & futurama & note & Quotes & TV & Zoidberg -There are two kinds of people in the world: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who here is a sheep? -Excuse me - which is the one Thunder Mar 13, 2013 #athf & Aqua Teen Hunger Force & Chat & iamapod & master shake & note & Quotes & TV Master Shake: Will you check my schedule, please? Right on the fridge. Frylock: “24/7 THE THUNDER WILL ROLL.” Looks like you’re all booked up. The flu Feb 15, 2013 Andy Dwyer & note & Parks and Rec & Quote & Quotes & TV I typed in your symptoms, and it says you might have “network connection problems.” -Andy Dwyer Attitude Feb 12, 2013 #comedy & Frisky Dingo & note & Quote & Quotes & TV -You can’t fax glitter. -…well, not with that attitude. -Not with any attitude! -Xander Crews and Stan Scary Jan 30, 2013 #athf & Aqua Teen Hunger Force & note & Quote & Quotes -No, that’s not scary. What’s that word that’s the exact opposite of “scary”? -…“tacos”? -ATHF Ambition Jan 28, 2013 30 Rock & jack donaghy & note & Quote & Quotes Ambition is the willingness to kill the ones you love and eat them to stay alive. -Jack Donaghy’s throw pillow